Once again the Space Alien returned from important missions in outer space in time to celebrate Your Editor's upcoming birthday!
"Such big birthdays!" exclaimed the Space Alien, carrying an enormous cake!
"These candles consume nearly all the oxygen in the room," continued the Space Alien, bravely bearing this exquisite example of culinary artistry, "but that is but a minor inconvenience as we celebrate this auspicious day!"
All of us in the busy editorial offices of the Space Alien Gazette invite loyal readers to enjoy this culinary masterpiece -- if not on exquisite china dessert plates, then at least on computer screens!
Thank you for your Loyal Readership of the Space Alien Gazette!