|Friendly Ferns Taught the |
Space Alien to Photosynthesize
During those years the Space Alien's beautiful dentition was regarded simply as personal adornment having no utilitarian function, and the Space Alien was deeply grateful to be able to depend upon personal photosynthesis to fill a growing appetite.
|For Naughty Children|
|For Happy Brides|
This sadness was fortunately somewhat relieved when the Space Alien found the Friendly Ferns of bygone days transformed into sparkling gems on the fingers of happy brides.
|The Space Alien Cares|
Today, while the Space Alien's lovely dentition is frequently put to practical use, photosynthesis remains an important, if mysterious, means by which the Space Alien's nutritional needs are satisfied, and the Friendly Ferns of yesteryear are always recalled with gratitude.