The Space Alien was thrilled to receive an engraved invitation to the upcoming Presidential Inauguration to be held on January 20, 2021 and scurried to the impossibly busy Editorial Offices of the Space Alien Gazette to show Your Editor.
Your Editor was somewhat annoyed to see this.
"I never got such an invitation!" she muttered.
"Well you didn't work as hard as I did on the election!" answered the Space Alien.
Your Editor took a closer look at the invitation.
"This isn't even for this inauguration! It's from years ago when President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden were inaugurated!"
"Well, they hadn't yet printed the ones for this year," said the Space Alien, "but President Elect Biden and Vice President Elect Kamala Harris especially wanted me to be there when they were inaugurated and sent this early so I'd be sure to save January 20! I'm very excited!"
"You don't even have proper clothes to wear to an inauguration!" snapped Your Editor, still miffed at being overlooked for this important occasion."
"I'll be helping the Secret Service!" said the Space Alien. "They were worried about possible shenanigans this year so I won't need special clothes. I'll just be myself as a plainclothes deputy blending anonymously into the crowd!"
"I'm sure you will be very convincing in this role," answered Your Editor, "but what about the Inaugural Ball? Do you even know how to dance?"
"Oh you know what a fine dancer I am! No problem there! Just look at my credits!"