The Space Alien, a friend of small children, timid dogs, and all others easily frightened, wants to assure the public that the majority of clowns mean no harm and simply labor under the sometimes mistaken impression that people actually enjoy being accosted by others with frowzy orange hair, tiny hands, and exaggerated facial expressions who say ridiculous and even offensive things.
|Downright Evil Clowns|
The Space Alien knows it would be impractical to build a wall to keep clowns out of the U.S. Some clowns are U.S. citizens and a few are even running for high office in the United States!
|Good Citizen |
The Space Alien as already noted (for more on this please click here) will not be running for the presidency of the United States, but sincerely hopes that the winning candidate will quickly establish a Clown Control Agency with the Space Alien as its Director. The Space Alien only hopes that the winning candidate will not be a clown.
|The Space Alien Cares!|
UPDATE: The Chicago Tribune (October 31, 2016) carried an important Halloween weekend feature on The Great Clown Scare. To see it: click here. (If you cannot open this, it is either because you are not a Chicago Tribune subscriber, OR because you may really be a clown!)